Paw Pack Party Circuit

Being the ambassador for The Paw Pack Adventure Club comes with many responsibilities. In addition to the mundane tasks of paperwork and picking up poop there are some perks to my job. Recently my parents gave me the enormous task of organizing our annual pool party for our friends. At first I was ecstatic; what a great idea! I had visions of doing endless cannon balls into our pool with my friends, followed by an afternoon of leisurely napping and sunning ourselves on our deck. I was hit with a nice dose of reality though when my parents informed me that my friends would not be invited but that I'd be hosting their parents and potential new Paw Pack members. After a long debate over the guest list, which involved me pouting a bit, I realized that it's only fair. My mom hosts daily playgroup parties for my friends so the least I could do is play with her friends. For those of you who plan to assist your parents with parties let me give you a few tips about party etiquette:

1. Food is plentiful. There was every type of food imaginable at our party except kibble. Since there were so many people milling around there's less food supervision and more of an opportunity to sample the goods.

2. Dog cannonballs into the pool are prohibited; human cannonballs are welcome. This one is just plain unfair and I'm convinced that my dad just didn't want me to show him up with my skills so I was indefinitely sidelined with the babies.

3. Guest greetings. Slightly different than greeting my friends. Most of my parent’s friends do not want to be sniffed nor do they want to be forced into scratching my butt. I hardly think I'm asking for much; I am hosting a party for them and deserve a thank you!

4. Cleanup. Quite the production and it takes more than a handful of poop bags. My favorite part of cleanup is pre-washing the dishes; they can't say I wasn't helping!

Overall I think my parents were happy with my party planning.  We had a nice day, good turnout and most importantly they didn't embarrass me in front of my friends’ parents. I feel confident I've set the bar for future social events!

Barrell Rolls

I have to admit I am quite a talented dog if I do say so myself. I have perfected the art of sit, stay, act like a bear, head down and my parents personal favorite...leave it. However, one of the more advanced tricks I have yet to perform for them is to roll over on command. It's not that I can't; I'm perfectly capable of rolling over but it seems silly to me. Unless I have an itch on my back or I'm sleeping I see no point in performing the trick. The other day my little sister decided to one-up me and started doing barrel rolls on the floor. I watched in amazement as my parents yelled with excitement while she huffed and puffed like an out of shape dog trying desperately to reach her goal of grabbing her toy. I had to chuckle; here she was doing all this work and not even getting rewarded with food?! What fun is that? And why were they getting so excited anyways? They never get that excited when I do a trick. I even tried to help her out since it was clear she was struggling and attempted to relocate her toy closer to her hands; my parents were not impressed. Maybe I'll surprise everyone and bust out a few new tricks like "fetch the baby” and "guard the baby" and really impress them...that should guarantee me treats AND a toy...

Paw Pack Parenting

So it's been awhile since my last post and I'll admit every time I have a free moment from playgroups, eating and babysitting I'm in need of a giant nap! Life has certainly become more hectic for me with a new baby to look after and while I have been used to a life of peace, quiet and leisure the past 2 months have been anything but that! Through hours of observation and babysitting I've come up with a number of realizations, tips and tricks that I hope will be helpful for any of my friends that will be faced with the joys and challenges of parenthood:

1. Babies, like puppies, cry a lot. When my parents have exhausted all options for soothing I have found that a few gentle licks to the face soothes even the crankiest of babies.

2. The boppy pillow is not just for the baby; it is multifunctional and primarily serves as a perfect napping pillow for me and my dad during those sleepless nights.

3. Although tempting the following items are NOT dog toys: pacifier, socks, hand mitts, burp cloths and of course diapers. Stuffed animals are up for debate and while I hardly think she'll miss any of her stuffed animals at this point I've already gotten the standard lecture from my parents to keep away from the toy shelf.

4. The term "feeding time at the zoo" has taken on a whole new meaning. I'm a 2 meal a day dog and polish off my meals in less than 5 minutes yet maintain a 90 lb stature. My sister feeds around the clock for up to an hour at a time yet she is the size of a pug; how does she manage to stay so little??

5. Her bathroom habits are a true mystery to me. She produces a lot of gas and smell but I have yet to see physical evidence of anything. I have noticed a large white can in her room that seems to swallow diapers and cleverly designed to keep me from investigating her messes. Why she can't go to the bathroom outside like me is a whole other battle I'm losing with my parents...

6. Selective hearing is a daily requirement. While typically reserved for my parents I have quickly learned to drown out all of the baby cries and any other commotion she causes. Burying my head under the boppy pillow works wonders..

7. Sharing is key: Being a first born I was certainly used to having my parents undivided attention so it's no surprise that it has been very hard to deal with not being the top dog. I'll admit I have done my fair share of seeking negative attention by running away to friends houses, destroying household items and upping the ante on my whining but the bottom line is she's here to stay and I have to share my parents!


While parenthood has proven to be a great challenge I love my little sister and am happy to report that she's been accepted with open paws among the other pack members and we are looking forward to the next 2 months and what excitement and challenges she has in store for us!

Change is Good...Right?

So it's the beginning of a new year and per usual I've been hard at work outlining my goals and objectives to in order to expand my pack. One of the biggest obstacles that I'm still trying to come to terms with is the impending arrival of my new sister. As most of you know I'm allergic to all forms of change in my daily routine. My parents have been hard at work over the past 9 months introducing me to new sights, smells and above all rules intended to make my life easier when she comes home. I don’t know if any of you have had the pleasure of welcoming a baby into your house but I have to say I'm very anxious about this change; I mean where do I begin?? Do I immediately enroll her in The Paw Pack Puppy Program, throw her into playgroups and hope she can learn by example? It worked for all my puppy friends and took a lot less pressure off of my job. Do I have to share my toys and treats? I'll admit she seems to have quite the stockpile of treats in her room; I might have to swap out some of my used ones for hers before she arrives...I'm sure no one will notice. Will I have to be her dog nanny 24/7? For my friends who can't be off leash my mom simply hooks their leash to my collar and we walk together...I suppose that could work except I'm not sure if she'll arrive with her walking skills intact. What if she doesn't want to eat and sleep on my schedule? I get super cranky when my feeding schedule is off and I shut down all playtime after 7 pm; if she needs evening entertaining my parents are just going to have to step up and help; I mean really...I can't do everything! Most importantly will she be held to the same standards of rules, boundaries and limitations that I have to follow? If she gets her own rulebook then my parents and I are going to have a serious chat about fairness. Well I suppose there's nothing I can do but try and embrace this new change, pray she doesn't take away all the attention from me and hope she realizes that I will always be the boss of her…