Has anyone realized how fancy the grooming process has gotten these days?? I personally don't see the point in going to the groomers. Back in the old days taking a dip in the river after a day of playing in the dirt was the most cost-effective and efficient way to get clean. But ever since I started rolling around in unidentified objects my mom has insisted on dragging me to the salon. I have to say it's quite damaging to my ego; especially when I have to explain to my friends why I smell like a girl and am wearing a fancy ribbon around my neck. Not to mention how expensive it is; I have to play in 3 playgroups to pay for each grooming session! Since my mom has all these grooming options to choose from I've come up with the ultimate male grooming package idea so I don't end up getting the Fluff & Puff Pawdicure package:
Paw Pack Sporting Package:
30 Minute Mud Bath Soak: Soak tired paws in one of many luxurious mud puddles! Mud bath includes fresh leaves, berries and sticks to add extra shine to your coat.
30 Minute River Rinse: for best results lay stomach down in the water; roll and splash around as necessary!
30 Minute Air Dry: Take a nice run through the trails and let the wind whip through your fur; you'll leave the woods smelling of fresh air!
Price: Free!!
Get the Paw Pack Sporting Package twice a week and you'll feel like a new dog!
