5. Take up archeology as a hobby...anything found digging outside, under cushions and coffee tables is fair game and usually edible
4. Envision yourself as a lion...like an injured gazelle old people and toddlers possessing food are easy targets
3. Familiarize yourself with your local kitchen...perform daily reconnaissance during mealtime hours
2. Perfect the art of looking pathetic...head tilts, furrowed brows, and resting your head on humans’ laps greatly increases your chances of receiving a tasty treat
1. Turn tricks...If necessary perform every trick you know to really impress the fans
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